Not Rich, Didnt Try, Almost Died

I'll Whip Your Head Boy, you know i will
I'll Whip Your Head Boy, with the back of the steal
I'll Whip Your Head Boy, you could cock up your pill
I'll Whip Your Head Boy, your ass could get killed

2 niggaz in the front, 2 niggaz in the back
thats 4 niggaz ridin' strapped in grandpa's Cadillac

- 50 Cent


Few hours back I went to watch "Get Rich or Die Trying".

Those of you who have not heard of it, its the 50 cent movie (basically about his life). Also, those who have not heard about it, this movie has some sort of controversy attached to it on promoting violence etc. And more, for those of you who have not heard about it, but rumours are that there was a shootout in some movie hall in Pennsylvania during this movie and one of muh brothers got killed.

Yeah, after the movie, I call everyone muh brother.

So I seat myself in the fourth row from the top and watch the movie. All muh brothers surround me and rap with me as the movie goes on. Till suddenly one of the brothers on the last row tease the sistahs. A few words fly across between them and then the sistahs with their brothers start walking out. As they reach the exit, the brother two seats behind me say somethin' which gets the holy brother with the sistahs all fired up.

Ok. Now I should start typing in the normal way that I do. Coz what follows is pretty life threatening.

This guy who was at the exit with the girls puts one hand inside his coat and takes out a cold piece of metal. Yeah, right. A gun! For some reason I found this all amusing. As we were going for the movie, my friend kept saying somethings gonna happen. Lots was happening. And then I realized everyone around me had hit the ground. The fat guy who couldnt fit himself onto one seat hd somehow managed to lie down in the row. The guy two seats behind me kept going, "Aw man, shit man" while I was thinking, "If you gonna shoot, you better not miss". Then like everyone else I ducked behind the seats, crawled out to the aisle and ran to the other exit and out.

I saw security walk to me. "Is all ok inside?" "I think some guys got a gun"

Now this security chap was funny. He started running inside. Then came running out.
"Did you say gun?"
"Yeah"
"Any shots fired?"
"I didnt hear any"

By this time all the people were running out.

Just when I thought life is routine and boring. Heh!

Anyways, it was a good movie. I think you guys should watch it.

After the movie I said to my friend:

"Not Rich. Didnt Try. Almost Died."

That could be the movie on my life.