Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Tag O' War

Life cant be simple, can it? First there were e-mail forwards. Now there are blog tags. Fortunately they dont come with "If you dont write this on your blog you will turn into a frog in the next 5 days." So I have been tagged. And since Mahi had begged, pleaded and gone down on her knees for me to type this up, I wouldnt wanna break her heart (ok, she threatened me!).

This is my first time (ahem!) so if I dont get things right, kindly excuse.

And your time starts now:

1. Seven Things That Scare Me

* Looking in the Mirror
* Looking in the Mirror
* Looking in the Mirror
Errr... u get the drift.

2. Seven Things I Like

* Karina
* Making out with Karina
* Not knowing who the hell is Karina.
* Stacey
* Making out with Stacey
Errr... u get the drift.

3. Seven Important Things In My Room

* Me
* My laptop
* My Passport
* My underwear (hey, its important, imagine getting up one day and all your underwear vanishes! What? Did I hear everyone say - "So what?". Pervs!) OK, I need my shirt and pant too.
* Air
* Wireless Internet
(not necessarily in that order)
* I think I could do without whatever I left out!

4. Seven Random Facts About Me

* When I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend.
* My parents liked him more than me.
* My ambition as a kid was to become a bus (double decker) driver.
* I am a sexy cook!
* I hate noise. This includes loud television noise. I can do with loud music tho'. But I prefer silence.
* As a kid, I loved tomato soup. Now I dont!
* I am left handed, but write with my right hand. I also play chess with my right hand.

5. Seven Things I Plan on Doing Before I Die

* Find out who is Karina and Stacey and....
* Travel. Europe, Australia, Asia, Africa.... u name it!
* Watch a Formula 1 GP, live!
* Have a dog as a pet
* Figure out rest of the 3 things.

6. Seven Things That I Can Do, or Have Done

* Karina
* Stacey
* Manisha
* Kelly
* Gina
* Geisha
* Alice
Why is this list only for seven?

7. Seven Things That I Cannot Or Will Not Do

* Bird
* Not help when asked for help (and the person genuinely needs help + other conditions apply)
* Cuddle up with any random dog on the street
* Offer my finger to Sunny
* Make a fortune by cheating others
* Give up on any of my close friends
* Finish this list.

8. Seven Things I Say The Most

* Heck
* Bombaiyaa eshtyle gaalis (expletives). Wont type them here.
* Havoc
* Hell
* Screw It
* Damn It
* Heck, I cant remember more stuff.

9. Seven Celebs on Whom I Have/Had A Crush

* Lets see, when I was a kid, I loved Madhuri Dixit.
* Adriana Lima
* Jessica Alba
* Rani Mukherjee
* Halle Berry (U mite have figured, am a sucker for the wheatish/dark skin)
* Scarlett Johansson (hey, dont wanna be called a racist)
* Princess Diana
Alessandra Ambrosio
* Hell, all celebs are hot!! Once again, why stop at 7? Did I get 8?

10. And Finally, Seven Souls I Have Ruined By Tagging Them

* Nah, I am too good for that. Anyone can grab it. But I'd like to hear what Bird would have to say to these questions if he was tagged (if his net access is back). I just did it coz I cant see a woman on her knees, begging before me.... (ok, I was threatened).


Blogger Madame Mahima said...

you are SUCH an idiot.

'i am a sexy cook'
what the hell?
if your trying to tell us that u cook in your birthday suit..then..WELL.
that aint sexy.

since Mahi had begged, pleaded and gone down on her knees for me to type this up, I wouldnt wanna break her heart
ever heard of the term 'kiss my ass'?
uhh huh. i thought as much.
*scowls and glares*

* Air
* Wireless Internet
(not necessarily in that order)

oh who are you kidding.
we ALL know which one you'd choose if you were given an ultimatum. and the answer doesn't involve breathing.

October 11, 2005 7:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>> I am left handed, but write with my right hand. I also play chess with my right hand.

Isn't there something missing from that list?
Think......Right Hand.....!!!!!!


October 12, 2005 1:49 AM  
Blogger IdeaSmith said...

And the man cooks...!!!!!!!!!! Apoorva, u can call me Katrina...

October 12, 2005 3:08 AM  
Blogger IdeaSmith said...

oops.....make that Karina...actually call me whatever you like. A semi-ambidextrous, wannabe bus-driver who cooks is a king among men and earns that right!

October 12, 2005 3:10 AM  
Anonymous deepakjeswal said...

LOL, funniest tag answers ever read! Good luck with finding ur Karina, and hope its not of a certain bollywood kapoor variety ;-P

October 12, 2005 5:10 AM  
Blogger Dan said...

Well I will be filling in the 6th comment for this blog. Apoo needs one more for the magic 7 :-)

October 12, 2005 8:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trust me ppl u dont want to eat wht he cooks n the names tht he has for his uncooked dishes r funny ....
hlf baked rice with beans.....

I guess the only thing he is good in is washing dishes.....

appu are u sure u want to make out with STACEY and not her mom ... :-)

Please explain this
"Cuddle up with any random dog on the street
Cuddle up....? do u do tht with know dogs

I guess u forgot to mention your sandal wood Talc Powder for this "Seven Important Things In My Room"


October 12, 2005 9:45 AM  
Blogger APOO said...

Mahi, u mean, me in my birthday suit, minus the cooking would be sexy?

And I have been living without the net at my place for a week now! Beat that.

Anon: yeah, I left it for u to figure it out!

idea: Ooo baby, And I thought u were gonna be like the hurricane Katrina. Just wait till I put up a post with the recipes! Actually I have a post on those lines all drafted up. Save thy saliva for that one!

Deepak: Yeah... I promise u not the junior Kapoor. She went to the same school as I, and that fat ugly picture has not yet been erased from my mind. Whatever she may do on screen, the memory remains!

Dan: Lol! Congrats on the marathon bro!

Tima: It was "Tequila Shot half baked Mexican rice". It was over by the end of the pot luck. That speaks volumes :P
And yes, I cuddle up with known friendly dogs. Trust me, I am a dog-lover!

October 12, 2005 2:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For once I'll have to take pops' side .... He does cook well ... although I haven't tasted a lot of his 'cooked' meals ... I've known of some and tasted a few too ...
particularly liked the salmon thingy was it? and i think some chicken dish too back home ....

all you ladies looking for a good cook for a hubby ... he's ur pick ... but this package has some defects/anomalies too which hes openly put forth here ... so if you have no issues with the 7's ... go for it gurls

sharma: what say u bro ... hows CC treating ya

mahi: give apoo a chance

smithy: "....." (since u'r already giving him a chance)

bird: stuff urself

October 12, 2005 3:09 PM  
Blogger APOO said...

Ah! I get support from fellow Nanguy! Bhaaaaaaiiiii....!!
It was tuna. And stop selling me. Its tuff. I am the guy to whom all moms point and tell their daughters to stay away from.

I agree on the last one... Bird: Stuff yaself. Like a thanksgiving turkey!

October 12, 2005 5:05 PM  
Anonymous anonymous coward said...

This blog is a waste of time. Stop writing.

October 12, 2005 6:22 PM  
Blogger APOO said...

Dont waste your time. Stop reading! :)

My first blog flame. Yippie!!

October 12, 2005 6:26 PM  
Anonymous Winny said...

Apoo: Cooking?? hhehe nice nice ... so then ill call u once i get my own hut and am bored or tired to cook ...

October 12, 2005 7:27 PM  
Blogger Medha.. said...

Oh my! The man can cook! Highly impressive!! Ermm.. then i am stacey! ;)

Ah well, looks like the man is already taken yeah? Then do your bit as a good fren.. since you were gonna matchmake me, find me a man who can cook !! =D

October 12, 2005 8:31 PM  
Blogger iyer education said...

apoo: dont blame madame for not having ideas... you decided to write this post because you had no ideas...

and after this post, in the comment section you have 3 ideas.. idea(smith), idea(madame) and idea(medha)... lucky man... ab to kuch acha post likh:)... mereko bhi cooking sikha naa... also cook up a spicy post :)

hi abhi... kaisa hai :)

October 13, 2005 12:41 AM  
Blogger Medha.. said...

Rumpy- What are you saying?? I thought Apoo was only loyal to Mahi!! I don't think the rest is gonna stand a chance.. yeah Apoo? ;)

October 13, 2005 4:23 AM  
Blogger iyer education said...

medha: you have a great gift in you to write anti-thesis... or how else do you explain having apoo and loyal in the same sentence?

apoo: one more thing, in the last post you said, if some female asked if you were married, you would put down your bio-data... is that what you have just done with this post? bolo bolo!!! tell tell!!!

October 13, 2005 5:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"It was over by the end of the pot luck."
well let me tell u this I had to throw it in the bin ...I know one shouldn’t waste Food ...I tried feeding it to the dogs but even they didn’t take a liking for your cooking ....
Dude I remember one more disaster ....BEAN PAV BHAJI .....seriously wht where u thinking when u made tht ….come on the residents of 525 euclid ..This is our chance to speak up against the torture we been through…..

October 13, 2005 10:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

abbs Life in CC is good ....working on weekends too...
whoo bolte hai na ...chap raha hue :-)

October 13, 2005 10:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ajo remember CC in syracuse .....
Country Club ....
now CC here in richmond ...Circuit city ....my only wish is I get a job in Dg ......not in richmond ..but in syracuse ....

October 13, 2005 10:26 AM  
Blogger APOO said...

Winny: Sure. I just charge $100/hr if you are the one I am cooking for!

Medha: Come on... bongs are the best cooks! And I shall comment nothing about Mahi. Its a double edged sword! But I believe in giving everyone equal opportunities! Just depends whats your bank balance :D

Iyer: This entire blog is my bio-data! What took u so long to figure it out?

Anon (Tima?): Dude, bean pav-bhaji!! Now u talking man! U got me thinking... will go home and cook that!

October 13, 2005 5:11 PM  
Blogger Demi Goddezz said...

Woh man ... u could start ur own business charging like that.. u know what id rather cook myself...

October 13, 2005 7:25 PM  
Blogger Medha.. said...

Iyer- haha! My apologies! Had a misconception then i guess. =)

Apoo- No arguments on that one. Bongs ARE the best cooks! And i'm sure i will become one too (someday). Don't worry about the bank balance. Its quite good alright! ;)

So dont forget to find me a man who can cook (other than yourself!). Wouldnt wanna trespass in someone else's territory man! ;)

October 13, 2005 7:46 PM  
Blogger iyer education said...

i figured your blog was your biodata, but never had you so "specifically" told about your likes and dislikes... so i thought there was another mr vijay dane in the making...

by the way, vijay dane from the "great dane" family? then i guess you still have another connection between dogs and matchmakers... all the best with your marriage proposal man...

October 13, 2005 11:59 PM  
Blogger couchpotato said...

Good to know you're a great cook; wouldn't want to taste your dishes given the chance, though! ;)

October 14, 2005 7:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

medha can punjus apply for Husbands …….oh sorry cooks positions...


October 14, 2005 9:43 AM  
Blogger APOO said...

Winny: No buzziness. This is a one time charge only for you to recover what I might lose in car lessons.

Medha: Well, that lady just said the "marriage is so off" in my last post. So guess what, u wont be encroaching on anyones territory.

guys, did y'all read that? BIG BANK BALANCE!!!

Iyer: Thank You. I never realized that connection. I guess Dane and myself can never happpen then!

Couchie: U donno what you are missing out on maaan!

Tima: Get your own blog. Stop encroaching on my territory. :P

October 14, 2005 4:52 PM  
Blogger Medha.. said...

Amit- haha! Surely they can apply! Punjus are most welcome too. ;)

Apoo- Oh now reaalllly?? ok, if u say so.. ;)

October 15, 2005 12:00 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima said...

yess medha u can go ahead and get wid apoo..
but i warn u..the guy has a basement FILLED with his porn collection...good luck dealing with that!

October 15, 2005 7:12 AM  
Blogger iyer education said...

apoo: is madame serious? do you have a basement full of porn? please hand over a couple of them with abhi on his way back...

madame: thanks for enlightening the guys over here... now everyone will get back to apoo like he is the porn librarian around the blogosphere...

October 15, 2005 7:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ajo ...I m good in destroying things then creating them ....
so I will never have my own blog ...

Commenting on your blogs is funny ....to make ppl aware of your other side (real side) is my duty...damn some of them actually thing u are a good person....I m suprised...hey do u have ppl on your payroll to tlk good about u ....


October 15, 2005 11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ajo Salle where are all the porns ...PLzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
mail me on ...
N how does mahima know about it ?
I wonder why she things its wrong to have a basement full of porns .....
Oh I get it she is mad becasue u dont share it with others .....


October 15, 2005 11:28 AM  
Blogger APOO said...

Tima: You are just good at destroying. Period.

Rumpel: U can ask Mahima for the porn. Like she said, she threw it all outta the window. I doubt she threw it out... perhaps she just took it and left. Check her basement.

Reality Check: I dont know why one would need porn in America?

October 15, 2005 12:04 PM  
Blogger garfy said...

Imaginary fren as a kid whom your parents liked more? awwwwwww.... po po apoo *hyuk hyuk*

Loved the comments :)
PS:Among the seven things you cannot or will not do was bird... ahem whachyoo implyin?

October 15, 2005 2:12 PM  
Blogger APOO said...

Garfy: I'll leave that 2 ur imagination.

October 15, 2005 2:50 PM  
Blogger Bird said...

garfy, dont imagine.

October 17, 2005 12:31 AM  
Anonymous Pixel8 said...

ooooh... bus driver...and a cook...
may b u a restaurant on wheels, aye?

October 17, 2005 1:46 AM  
Blogger APOO said...

Ahhh... Pixel, u giving me brilliant ideas! I'll give u a % of the stocks when I go public.

October 17, 2005 5:33 PM  

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