I Have A Moustache
I never believed there were too many fanatic Indians in Maryland. I was proved wrong.
I thought Gujjus didnt exist in Maryland. Once again, I was wrong.
When in India, I would never stand in line to book tickets for a movie (Mom, can you get them on your way back from work?, or more recently - dial Adlabs and have them deliver it home). But in USA, where Hindi movie theatres should be running half full (I am an optimist), I stand in line for a good 30 minutes to watch the crap of a sob drama - Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna. And there were some fanatics who stood for 90 minutes (suckers!).
Yeah, thats the huge line for watching the above mentioned sob queen, as seen from my camera phone. Also, you can bet your life every person you see in the queue is a Gujju. "Shahrukh, lai saras"
Gujju girls also 'saras', till they open their mouth. Next time, I carry noise cancellation headphones.
Watching the movie makes me go insane. It makes me wanna do weird things. It makes me wanna grow a moustache.
Do not watch Kabhi Alvida Na Kehnaa, unless you want to grow a moustache. Frankly, the movie can be described as "awesome body with no soul". Abhishek rocked tho!
Note: The moustache lasted only for a couple of hours. So stop laughing your ass off and get back to doing something productive.
I thought Gujjus didnt exist in Maryland. Once again, I was wrong.
When in India, I would never stand in line to book tickets for a movie (Mom, can you get them on your way back from work?, or more recently - dial Adlabs and have them deliver it home). But in USA, where Hindi movie theatres should be running half full (I am an optimist), I stand in line for a good 30 minutes to watch the crap of a sob drama - Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna. And there were some fanatics who stood for 90 minutes (suckers!).
Yeah, thats the huge line for watching the above mentioned sob queen, as seen from my camera phone. Also, you can bet your life every person you see in the queue is a Gujju. "Shahrukh, lai saras"
Gujju girls also 'saras', till they open their mouth. Next time, I carry noise cancellation headphones.
Watching the movie makes me go insane. It makes me wanna do weird things. It makes me wanna grow a moustache.
Do not watch Kabhi Alvida Na Kehnaa, unless you want to grow a moustache. Frankly, the movie can be described as "awesome body with no soul". Abhishek rocked tho!
Note: The moustache lasted only for a couple of hours. So stop laughing your ass off and get back to doing something productive.
posted by APOO at 10:39 PM
25 Comments:
THANK GOD the moustache lasted ONLY A COUPLE OF HOURSS!!!
*phew*
:p
you sure like a cross breed between Sanjeev Kumar (the eye brows) and Mohan Lal (moustache)...
ROFL..hhehe tera kya hoga.. i watched it too..but i liked the movie..but a lill too long...
dude u should keep the mustach ...u totally rock ...full ajay devgan from OMKARA ....dude tht is one movie tht rocks ...
My fav. word 'Chut....' is used so offen... its totally a gr8 movie ..mannn
Amit
Ps dude u suck...big time
dude u should keep the mustach ...u totally rock ...full ajay devgan from OMKARA ....dude tht is one movie tht rocks ...
My fav. word 'Chut....' is used so offen... its totally a gr8 movie ..mannn
Amit
Ps dude u suck...big time
ROTFL.....Did u watch a movie yet which made u want to shave off all ur hair?!?
Anutara
Lai Saras?
If that was supposed to be gujju then I am sorry to say: "Galat Jawaab".
Will reco you when we need to cast a rapist or an Indian Charlie Chaplin character in future.
#Medha: Mooch nahi toh kooch nahi!
#Iyer: I thought it was between Veerappan and Michael Jackson.
#Pooh: too long!
#Amit: Yes. I was a good movie.
#Anu: Nope. Only a movie wont do that... it requires immense volumes of alcohol.
#Anon: Nope. Its hybrid.
#Anjali: No rape. I dont do no such things. U one track mind!!!
call me weird but i actually think the mooch suits u!
um..also..why do u always take topless pictures?
:S
the moustache laste only for a coupla hours...? what a pity ... :P ;)
haha
lasted for a couple of hours??
i thot they have started selling instant moustache grwing mixes at the theatre where u went to see KANK... :P
mayb a french beard wud suit u much more better or just a goatee?
lai saras sounds like gujjuathi( gujrati n marathi)
:)
KJ
thts for u to look 8 n comment on Mahim ...
Amit
wth! what about the rest of them pics? and the whole rain man thing?
and kabhi alvida possessed you to grow a moustache?! shee-esh! it's a good thing the effect lasted only two hours. but how long did it take to grow?
btw i forgot to mention...ive been waiting for those rain man pics..... dont tell me uve changed ur mind abt putting em up here....lots of ppl will b disappointed...hehe
YEAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Who's laughing? I had nightmares...and I wasn't even asleep! Gak..you can now audition for a hero in a C-grade Tam flick.
#Mahima: Yes, you are weird. And i am trying to set a trend of going topless. *Hint Hint*
#Exclusive: I shall put them up, but first I need to build up an introduction to him.
#KJ: Instant moustache growing mixes! Sounds like a plan!
#Sonia: Rain man coming.... soon!
#Idea: U know what.... I already have a role chalked up for me! And its much better than KANK!
Yo. Will be driving thru NJ to Baltimore, MD to York, PA for the long weekend. You gonna be around?
PS: This is not connected to the contents of the post in any way.
Btw, Moustache - Very cool. (as long as I am not sporting it, I can keep saying that)
a trend that involves ONLY YOU going topless?
...hmm see..i reckon the audience wouldn't know whether to laugh at/with you or cry in fear.
Bad idea apee.
bad, bad idea.
:P
hmm...so
buildng up a mooch = buiding up an intro to rain man...?
haha im laughin my head off...!
:P
KANK STANKKKKKKKKKKKk
Man!, Moustache, topless and that expression to top it off. Did you intend for us to die laughing :)
Btw yeah KANK was pretty boring, but I liked the plot, and the good looking people :P !!
#Brad: Very slim chances I'll be around, but I'll keep you posted!
#Mahima: U'll always be slow to catch onto the latest trend... few months down the line, u'll be kicking yourself when all the hot guys have hooked up with the topless girls!!
#Exclusive: U R thinking too much.
#Aditi: And you have become a poet!
#Menagerie: Hmmm... but I had to stand in a line... I prefer to stand in a bar... much more good looking people!
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