Wednesday, August 16, 2006

I Have A Moustache

I never believed there were too many fanatic Indians in Maryland. I was proved wrong.

I thought Gujjus didnt exist in Maryland. Once again, I was wrong.

When in India, I would never stand in line to book tickets for a movie (Mom, can you get them on your way back from work?, or more recently - dial Adlabs and have them deliver it home). But in USA, where Hindi movie theatres should be running half full (I am an optimist), I stand in line for a good 30 minutes to watch the crap of a sob drama - Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna. And there were some fanatics who stood for 90 minutes (suckers!).

Yeah, thats the huge line for watching the above mentioned sob queen, as seen from my camera phone. Also, you can bet your life every person you see in the queue is a Gujju. "Shahrukh, lai saras"



Gujju girls also 'saras', till they open their mouth. Next time, I carry noise cancellation headphones.



Watching the movie makes me go insane. It makes me wanna do weird things. It makes me wanna grow a moustache.




Do not watch Kabhi Alvida Na Kehnaa, unless you want to grow a moustache. Frankly, the movie can be described as "awesome body with no soul". Abhishek rocked tho!

Note: The moustache lasted only for a couple of hours. So stop laughing your ass off and get back to doing something productive.

25 Comments:

Blogger Medha.. said...

THANK GOD the moustache lasted ONLY A COUPLE OF HOURSS!!!


*phew*


:p

August 17, 2006 3:25 AM  
Blogger iyer education said...

you sure like a cross breed between Sanjeev Kumar (the eye brows) and Mohan Lal (moustache)...

August 17, 2006 4:00 AM  
Anonymous the pooh said...

ROFL..hhehe tera kya hoga.. i watched it too..but i liked the movie..but a lill too long...

August 17, 2006 12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude u should keep the mustach ...u totally rock ...full ajay devgan from OMKARA ....dude tht is one movie tht rocks ...
My fav. word 'Chut....' is used so offen... its totally a gr8 movie ..mannn
Amit
Ps dude u suck...big time

August 17, 2006 2:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude u should keep the mustach ...u totally rock ...full ajay devgan from OMKARA ....dude tht is one movie tht rocks ...
My fav. word 'Chut....' is used so offen... its totally a gr8 movie ..mannn
Amit
Ps dude u suck...big time

August 17, 2006 2:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROTFL.....Did u watch a movie yet which made u want to shave off all ur hair?!?

Anutara

August 17, 2006 2:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lai Saras?
If that was supposed to be gujju then I am sorry to say: "Galat Jawaab".

August 17, 2006 4:51 PM  
Blogger anjali* said...

Will reco you when we need to cast a rapist or an Indian Charlie Chaplin character in future.

August 18, 2006 1:06 AM  
Blogger APOO said...

#Medha: Mooch nahi toh kooch nahi!

#Iyer: I thought it was between Veerappan and Michael Jackson.

#Pooh: too long!

#Amit: Yes. I was a good movie.

#Anu: Nope. Only a movie wont do that... it requires immense volumes of alcohol.

#Anon: Nope. Its hybrid.

#Anjali: No rape. I dont do no such things. U one track mind!!!

August 18, 2006 1:13 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima said...

call me weird but i actually think the mooch suits u!

August 18, 2006 12:15 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima said...

um..also..why do u always take topless pictures?
:S

August 18, 2006 12:22 PM  
Blogger exclusively_me said...

the moustache laste only for a coupla hours...? what a pity ... :P ;)
haha

August 18, 2006 1:34 PM  
Blogger KJ said...

lasted for a couple of hours??

i thot they have started selling instant moustache grwing mixes at the theatre where u went to see KANK... :P

mayb a french beard wud suit u much more better or just a goatee?

lai saras sounds like gujjuathi( gujrati n marathi)

:)

KJ

August 18, 2006 2:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thts for u to look 8 n comment on Mahim ...
Amit

August 18, 2006 3:09 PM  
Blogger Sonia said...

wth! what about the rest of them pics? and the whole rain man thing?

and kabhi alvida possessed you to grow a moustache?! shee-esh! it's a good thing the effect lasted only two hours. but how long did it take to grow?

August 18, 2006 4:56 PM  
Blogger exclusively_me said...

btw i forgot to mention...ive been waiting for those rain man pics..... dont tell me uve changed ur mind abt putting em up here....lots of ppl will b disappointed...hehe

August 19, 2006 4:43 AM  
Blogger IdeaSmith said...

YEAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Who's laughing? I had nightmares...and I wasn't even asleep! Gak..you can now audition for a hero in a C-grade Tam flick.

August 19, 2006 12:04 PM  
Blogger APOO said...

#Mahima: Yes, you are weird. And i am trying to set a trend of going topless. *Hint Hint*

#Exclusive: I shall put them up, but first I need to build up an introduction to him.

#KJ: Instant moustache growing mixes! Sounds like a plan!

#Sonia: Rain man coming.... soon!

#Idea: U know what.... I already have a role chalked up for me! And its much better than KANK!

August 19, 2006 9:46 PM  
Anonymous Brad said...

Yo. Will be driving thru NJ to Baltimore, MD to York, PA for the long weekend. You gonna be around?

PS: This is not connected to the contents of the post in any way.

August 20, 2006 5:12 AM  
Anonymous Brad said...

Btw, Moustache - Very cool. (as long as I am not sporting it, I can keep saying that)

August 20, 2006 5:17 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima said...

a trend that involves ONLY YOU going topless?
...hmm see..i reckon the audience wouldn't know whether to laugh at/with you or cry in fear.

Bad idea apee.
bad, bad idea.
:P

August 20, 2006 5:21 AM  
Blogger exclusively_me said...

hmm...so
buildng up a mooch = buiding up an intro to rain man...?
haha im laughin my head off...!
:P

August 20, 2006 6:50 AM  
Blogger aditi said...

KANK STANKKKKKKKKKKKk

August 20, 2006 1:14 PM  
Blogger Menagerie said...

Man!, Moustache, topless and that expression to top it off. Did you intend for us to die laughing :)

Btw yeah KANK was pretty boring, but I liked the plot, and the good looking people :P !!

August 20, 2006 1:20 PM  
Blogger APOO said...

#Brad: Very slim chances I'll be around, but I'll keep you posted!

#Mahima: U'll always be slow to catch onto the latest trend... few months down the line, u'll be kicking yourself when all the hot guys have hooked up with the topless girls!!

#Exclusive: U R thinking too much.

#Aditi: And you have become a poet!

#Menagerie: Hmmm... but I had to stand in a line... I prefer to stand in a bar... much more good looking people!

August 20, 2006 10:34 PM  

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