Sunday, November 27, 2005

Weirdest of the Weird

UPDATE (11/28): Abhi blogs about my love for dogs and encounter with the canine kinds.
Read An ode to Apoorva
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Yes. I need your opinion. I am entering the "weirdest of the weird look" photo competition. Ok, I am not, but I have spent a good part of my life figuring out which one of the following would be termed as the weirdest snap of the lot? As in, who looks crazily funny, or funnily crazy?


~CONSTIPATION~
5 glasses of Whiskey, 3 hour long conversations with Bird. The expression of "I have been constipated since the last decade"




~BODY CHANGE~
The "I just killed Veerappan, am currently using his body and I am enjoying it" look.





~ETERNAL DEVDAS~
2 sleepless nights, 4 hours of dancing in weird jhatku clothes, 7 shots tequila, 5 pegs of rum, the "I am the reincarnation of Devdas with one lock of hair on forehead" look





~HAND GLASS~
"I am so drunk, someone needs to keep my eyes open" look.





~CONTENTMENT~
"I just humped a fly" look.





~PAIN IN THE BUTT~
"I fell hard on my butt" look.




~BLISS~
Gallons of booze, lotsa smoke, "Bhiku Mhatre is my right hand and my moustache is the best" look.




I think I am kinda on and off blogging huge melodramatic posts for a while, so expect weird pictures FYE!

Oh, and your vote counts. Seriously.

Note: I have "weirder" snaps of few more people, but I am in a dilemma they might find it offensive if I put it up. So in case you are wondering why you are not featured here, thats the reason. If I have misinterpreted things, let me know and I shall put up your snap.

27 Comments:

Blogger Medha.. said...

The award would have to go to YOU, Apoo! Really. Ekdum devdas ishtyle! Total bewda look..and its tooo funnny!! Lol. :p

November 27, 2005 11:05 PM  
Blogger APOO said...

Hmmm... I am prolly thinking its got to be BLISS or BODY CHANGE.

Lets see what rest of the juntaa have to say!

And Medha... shhhh... u cant take names... all photos are anonymous... people were not supposed to know that was me!

November 27, 2005 11:14 PM  
Blogger iyer education said...

my vote is for ~BLISS~ and bliss it is... though "constitpated for a decade" and "eternal devdas come close"... BLISS just rocks... and the person in question... let me not try and reveal it... but BLISS also tries and portrays... I HAVE HAD A GOOD BLOJJIE :P

November 27, 2005 11:38 PM  
Blogger APOO said...

Iyer... I wanted to post some of you and Baangd... lekin I refrained.... thats all A-Rated! ;)

LOL... BLISS and BLOJJIE... now why didnt I think of that?

November 27, 2005 11:43 PM  
Blogger iyer education said...

me and baangd are big time porn stars... we cannot appear on heartcurry... this is a FAMILY BLOG... dont forget that... find some porn site that pays well for those pics and post them there... and with the money you get... you can be ~ETERNAL DEVDAS~ again ;)

November 27, 2005 11:45 PM  
Blogger KJ said...

LOL Apoo,

First the Super Sized Coke Float, then the washing machine, & now this Weirdest of the Weird..

DEVDAS - Wins the award....the only thing missing is a BOTTLE & PARO!!!

:-)

KJ

November 28, 2005 12:33 AM  
Blogger iyer education said...

paro: you are needed here :P...

November 28, 2005 12:44 AM  
Blogger APOO said...

KJ: That cracked me up... and Iyer put down my thoughts in writing.

Paro... mai aur bottle... tere taraf aa rahen hai!!

November 28, 2005 12:56 AM  
Anonymous paras said...

lo mein aa gaya, yyaaaiiisshhh ( take (see) i have arrived, Mithun style)

Constipation: damn cool expression, however it’s like shahrukh khan giving same expressions in all his movies (except swades .. I like that movie)... the person giving constipated look (constipator) is not capable of giving any other expression
NO AWARD

Body change: I really don’t know y but the first time i saw this pic .. it reminded me of joey saying "how u doin?" in a very south indian accent
SECOND RUNNER UP

Eternal Devdas: dude, u really drunk. Sud have seen the chick behind u!
NO AWARD

Hand glass: This is not weird to me ... he is like that since childhood .. no private tutions
NO AWARD

Contentment: Fucking sexy concept ... penguin humping a fly (raping fly) .. look at the detailing … look look .. look at his hair style … as if he has just finished his job .. look at his body posture … m sure he was tired
WE HAVE THE WINNER (Penguin: would u like to say a few words?)

Pain in the butt: (inspiration: Hollow man) .. by the way whos the actor holding his ba---?
FIRST RUNNER UP

Bliss: let us all fly
NO AWARD


apoo: 2 things u may wana post ... baangd with flower pic .. and acoustic version of iyer's mata mata

November 28, 2005 1:12 AM  
Blogger APOO said...

LOL. Paro, I think I shud have made u write this blog entry as a guest appereance.

I had Baangd's flower foto in my mind... didnt want his to feel offended. Hell... I forgot... its Baangd.... he does not feel anything... besides oldies! ;)

And Iyers dance.... yeah... Abbs told me I need special Iyeropermission for that. And it falls in a different league. Cannot be compared to these pics

November 28, 2005 1:31 AM  
Blogger abhi said...

hehee .. dhammaal

November 28, 2005 3:36 AM  
Blogger couchpotato said...

:lol: Guess this is the weirdo week or something; posted something weird on my blog, too. Or, is it just that weird minds think alike? ;)

Hilarious photos, bro! Think you outdo Shahrukh (doesn't look like much of a compliment) anyday as Devdas! You look REALLY drunk!

November 28, 2005 7:14 AM  
Blogger abhi said...

my Vote "DEVDAS"

... that pic looks like Popeye (the sailor man) humped the living crap outta Jay Leno (tonight show) ... and made this miracle child called Apoo

November 28, 2005 8:40 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima said...

"I just humped a fly" look!?!?!?
Apoo are u sure you weren't drunk when u posted this?

having said that
I think there'll be a tie between 'eternal devdas' and 'body change'

November 28, 2005 10:59 AM  
Blogger Demi Goddezz said...

humped the fly looks co chweeeet...me vote for that..

paro:Tu gayab hoke yahan pe land hua?woh bhi ishtyle mein.. wah wah...and penguins words are very rare and rarely spoken..especially during winter...

November 28, 2005 11:30 AM  
Blogger abhi said...

trackback to An Ode to Apoo ...

yes I finally write ...

November 28, 2005 1:27 PM  
Blogger Menagerie said...

Wierd jhatak clothes no less. Dude, where did u do your shopping, I am never visiting those places :)

Those are some drunk pics !!!, I am very inspired to candid shoot my pals in their drunken stupor...

November 28, 2005 5:03 PM  
Blogger APOO said...

Menagerie: Millionaire, Bombay! Now you know where not to go!
BTW, not all those pics are drunken ones. ~CONTENTMENT~ is a very natural expression. The guy stays away from alcohol... with looks like that he doesnt need any!

Abhi: He he! Dhamaal! I loves ya! And now u know why they call me sailor man.

Winny: He will start worshipping you for calling him cho chweet!

Mahi: I have given up drinking! No. Just kidding! But seriously, anythings better than that photo of yours where u look a cross breed of tere naam salman and dharmendra! :P

K-K-K-KouchiePotato: You think I could outdo him?

November 28, 2005 6:02 PM  
Blogger Demi Goddezz said...

Apoo: Great Im so humbled...hhehe wow ab mera bhi naam lo ...

November 28, 2005 7:02 PM  
Blogger IdeaSmith said...

Heehee...I like this 'Hand Glass' pic..

November 28, 2005 11:39 PM  
Blogger Casablanca said...

Contentment gets my vote hands down! Especially with the totally punked hair and beard :D

Was about to ask who the devdas-hottie was... but now that Medha mentioned its you, I shall save the compliment :p

November 29, 2005 4:34 AM  
Blogger Medha.. said...

DEVDAS-HOTTIE?!?!!

OH MY GOD!! Are you sure you referring to the correct picture??? Check again check again!!

:p:p

November 29, 2005 4:54 AM  
Blogger iyer education said...

penguinator sure is getting a lot of footage over here... penguinator rocks and let him screw another 1,478 flies and keep posing like that for the rest of his life ;)

November 29, 2005 8:20 AM  
Blogger Lord of all Things said...

hey where is my comment??? I demand to see it!! where di it go?? u removed it??:O

November 29, 2005 9:03 AM  
Blogger APOO said...

I think Penguinator is winning this hands down!

Ahhh... Casa, you have recognized the true me. BTW, thats ~contententment~ at his natural best!

Medha: Admit it. U have the hots for me... and hate it when someone else calls me hot!

Iyer: I wonder how Penguinator+Fly cross breed would look.

LOAT: I delete no comment. Either you didnt comment... or you commented on someone else's blog. I repeat what I had said a long time ago.... dont drink and comment!

November 29, 2005 8:56 PM  
Blogger Medha.. said...

Aaww Apoo...

*blush*

How....did.....you ..find out ?!?!






YA RITE I HAVE THE HOTS FOR YOU!!!! My footttt!! :p:p

November 29, 2005 9:18 PM  
Blogger IdeaSmith said...

HAHAHAHAH....thats me roaring with laughter cos I just read Abhi's "Ode to Apoo"....okay, no more laughing, dogs chase me too...*heehee*

November 30, 2005 7:10 AM  

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