Thursday, December 01, 2005

Bappi To Be...

SEE ANY SIMILIARITIES?
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And they said no one can look like Bappi!!



My six step guide to be a future Bappi.

  1. Grow your hair, make it straight, but ruffled. If you lack hair, use hair transplant. Work as Bappi's bathroom cleaner and you might actually get the original piece in the drain.
  2. Eat. Anything remotely associated with fat. Eat!
  3. Befriend Nagardas Jhaveriwala & sons and Popley & Sons. Get all the jewellery possible. Specially long necklaces and finger rings.
  4. Ray Bans. Know the closest Ray Bans outlet.
  5. Make up. Loads of powder. Always keep it at hand and on face.
  6. Bright clothes. Long clothes. Long bright clothes.


Repeat the above repeatedly.


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Someone said it was not possible?

*And now I go and plan the fastest escape route when I land at Mumbai airport from the person I have nominated as future Bappi look-alike!*

For all music/movie/song offers you have to make, contact him

"You are my Chicken Fry" Plays in The background

18 Comments:

Blogger iyer education said...

*i will write the whole comments in caps lock, coz i am shouting this man*

ROCKING DUDE... FULTOO ROCKING... THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE READ EVER SINCE I STARTED TO READ BLOGS.... FULLTOO DHAMMAL... AND THE PIC WHICH IS SLIGHTLY MODIFIED TO LOOK LIKE BHAPPI... KYA BATAOON DOST... JEET LIYA :)

December 01, 2005 12:29 AM  
Blogger APOO said...

HA HA... Thanks Iyer. I knew you would looooooove it! (Altho Alap is gonna kill me).

BTW, next post is comparing you to Rajnikanth/Mohanlal/Chiranjeevi. ;)

December 01, 2005 12:37 AM  
Blogger iyer education said...

ur joking rite? neways being compared to such SUPERSTARS is like one big thing for a mallu / madrasi... and that would be an honour :)

December 01, 2005 12:40 AM  
Blogger infected said...

:)

You are in sooooo much trouble.

December 01, 2005 1:06 AM  
Blogger APOO said...

LOL. Alap.... bhaaaaiiiiiii.
I know... u r gonna burn me instead of the IB bottle next time round!

Iyer: Kidding! I dont even know how Mohanlal looks. And I dont wanna give u super-star status so soon!

December 01, 2005 1:15 AM  
Blogger IdeaSmith said...

Lol Apoo...I lurrve these makeovers u post on ur blog.

So Iyer looks like Mohanlal?

December 01, 2005 1:18 AM  
Blogger APOO said...

Idea: Is that a trick question?

December 01, 2005 1:23 AM  
Blogger iyer education said...

apoo: good you havent seen mohanlal... he looks like a much fairer version of bird...

idea: pls dont insult the guy by calling him plain mohanlal... add some mallu tinge to it and call him 'mohanlyal'... yes thats how you pronounce it in mallu... and i resemble sanjeev kumar having terrible bowel movements :)

December 01, 2005 1:38 AM  
Blogger IdeaSmith said...

errrr....don't u mean 'vowel' movements?

Apoo: Who, me? Do I seem like I could get upto tricks? *sweet, innocent smile*

December 01, 2005 2:33 AM  
Blogger iyer education said...

sanjeev kumar has inherent problems in pronouncing vowels... so that aint all that terrible... and it is bowel movements :)

December 01, 2005 3:15 AM  
Blogger Casablanca said...

And which superstar are you gonna compare yourself to? :D

December 01, 2005 4:44 AM  
Blogger Medha.. said...

Arrey Casa, hes devdas remember?? So it has to either Dilip kumar or SRK..

So which one is it gonna be Apoo??

:p

December 01, 2005 5:01 AM  
Blogger Menagerie said...

Hahahahha, very very hilarious post :)

You do have some colorful friends !

December 01, 2005 5:44 PM  
Blogger APOO said...

Iyer: If I could do a podcast... I could compare u and Sanjeev Kumar.

Idea: YES!!!! A MILLION TIMES! YES!

Casa: U mean which superstar is gonna compare himself with me?

Medha: SRK or DK eh? Those lucky guys... they get to compare themselves with me.

Menagerie: Trust me! They are the best!! :)

December 01, 2005 10:25 PM  
Blogger iyer education said...

no podcasting pls... sanjeev kumar is only for near and dear and bird (bird falls in neither category so had to make a new one)... for everyone else its arun iyer :)

December 01, 2005 10:58 PM  
Blogger abhi said...

Some more buddy bashing here
Once again it's Apoo and his childhood fallouts ...

Think we should move on to someone else now !!
In our waiting list we have Mannu, Bakshi n Me ..

take ur pick

December 01, 2005 11:02 PM  
Blogger Lord of all Things said...

hehe!

December 02, 2005 1:19 AM  
Blogger APOO said...

No. Enuff buddy bashing. No more bashing... just love. Now put up scenes of Bird n Anna making out!

December 02, 2005 1:46 AM  

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