Bappi To Be...
And they said no one can look like Bappi!!
My six step guide to be a future Bappi.
- Grow your hair, make it straight, but ruffled. If you lack hair, use hair transplant. Work as Bappi's bathroom cleaner and you might actually get the original piece in the drain.
- Eat. Anything remotely associated with fat. Eat!
- Befriend Nagardas Jhaveriwala & sons and Popley & Sons. Get all the jewellery possible. Specially long necklaces and finger rings.
- Ray Bans. Know the closest Ray Bans outlet.
- Make up. Loads of powder. Always keep it at hand and on face.
- Bright clothes. Long clothes. Long bright clothes.
Repeat the above repeatedly.
*And now I go and plan the fastest escape route when I land at Mumbai airport from the person I have nominated as future Bappi look-alike!*
For all music/movie/song offers you have to make, contact him
"You are my Chicken Fry" Plays in The background
posted by APOO at 12:13 AM
18 Comments:
*i will write the whole comments in caps lock, coz i am shouting this man*
ROCKING DUDE... FULTOO ROCKING... THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE READ EVER SINCE I STARTED TO READ BLOGS.... FULLTOO DHAMMAL... AND THE PIC WHICH IS SLIGHTLY MODIFIED TO LOOK LIKE BHAPPI... KYA BATAOON DOST... JEET LIYA :)
HA HA... Thanks Iyer. I knew you would looooooove it! (Altho Alap is gonna kill me).
BTW, next post is comparing you to Rajnikanth/Mohanlal/Chiranjeevi. ;)
ur joking rite? neways being compared to such SUPERSTARS is like one big thing for a mallu / madrasi... and that would be an honour :)
:)
You are in sooooo much trouble.
LOL. Alap.... bhaaaaiiiiiii.
I know... u r gonna burn me instead of the IB bottle next time round!
Iyer: Kidding! I dont even know how Mohanlal looks. And I dont wanna give u super-star status so soon!
Lol Apoo...I lurrve these makeovers u post on ur blog.
So Iyer looks like Mohanlal?
Idea: Is that a trick question?
apoo: good you havent seen mohanlal... he looks like a much fairer version of bird...
idea: pls dont insult the guy by calling him plain mohanlal... add some mallu tinge to it and call him 'mohanlyal'... yes thats how you pronounce it in mallu... and i resemble sanjeev kumar having terrible bowel movements :)
errrr....don't u mean 'vowel' movements?
Apoo: Who, me? Do I seem like I could get upto tricks? *sweet, innocent smile*
sanjeev kumar has inherent problems in pronouncing vowels... so that aint all that terrible... and it is bowel movements :)
And which superstar are you gonna compare yourself to? :D
Arrey Casa, hes devdas remember?? So it has to either Dilip kumar or SRK..
So which one is it gonna be Apoo??
:p
Hahahahha, very very hilarious post :)
You do have some colorful friends !
Iyer: If I could do a podcast... I could compare u and Sanjeev Kumar.
Idea: YES!!!! A MILLION TIMES! YES!
Casa: U mean which superstar is gonna compare himself with me?
Medha: SRK or DK eh? Those lucky guys... they get to compare themselves with me.
Menagerie: Trust me! They are the best!! :)
no podcasting pls... sanjeev kumar is only for near and dear and bird (bird falls in neither category so had to make a new one)... for everyone else its arun iyer :)
Some more buddy bashing here
Once again it's Apoo and his childhood fallouts ...
Think we should move on to someone else now !!
In our waiting list we have Mannu, Bakshi n Me ..
take ur pick
hehe!
No. Enuff buddy bashing. No more bashing... just love. Now put up scenes of Bird n Anna making out!
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