Sunday, January 21, 2007

DUMBINO Effect

Day: Saturday
Time: 11:30 PM
Place: Alaps house
Props: Cell Phone

Alap: Ah, Domino's. Finally you guys answered the phone!
Domino Guy (DG): Yes Sire.
Alap: Ok, Can you tell me what veggie options you guys have?
DG: Garden Veggie, Farm blah and blah blah blah.
Alap: Thats a long list, tell me something which has cheese, onion and mushrooms.
Abhi: (drunk on Southern Comfort) A cheese onion mushroom pizza.
Alap: Ok, farm fresh veggie it is. And something with spicy chicken?
DG: (gives options).
Alap: Cool, the veggie can come in a 8" thin crust right?
DG: Nope, 10" for thin crust.
Alap: OK, make it thin crust 10", one farm fresh veggie and two spicy chicken.

DG: Sorry sir, we are closed for the day.
Alap: Huh? You are closed? If you are closed why are you talking to me then?
DG: Sir, you were asking questions, so I was answering.



I personally think Alap has met his match. Soul-mate. Check-mate!

8 Comments:

Anonymous Medha said...

Hahahahahhahahhahaha!!
That actually happened??????? LOL!
Bunch of crazy people you are!! :p

January 21, 2007 9:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

:)

January 22, 2007 12:19 AM  
Blogger KJ said...

ROTFL............

:)

January 22, 2007 3:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha..
happens mate..Something similar happened to me once!!

PS:Here through Deepak's blog..

January 23, 2007 4:43 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima said...

LOL thats so hilarious man..only in india..only in india.
way to go DG!

January 24, 2007 3:58 AM  
Anonymous Ajay Tandon said...

Appu,

Keep up the blogging dude. Apart from timesofindia, cnn and occassional dilbert, this blog is what I regularly check online. I find it 'compelling reading'. Stuff you can't get away from once u start reading it.

You need to blog more often. Meri khatir. Tumhare chahne walon ki khatir. Desh ki khatir.

Just do it !!

-Ajay

January 24, 2007 4:19 PM  
Anonymous the pooh said...

i say the pizza guy was a pandu in disguise...hehehe must have been taking his revenge...:))

January 24, 2007 11:58 PM  
Blogger APOO said...

#Medha: eh! Whats our fault? Why we crazy?

#Abhi: Smile back!

#KJ: Hasso, hasso. Hum toh pizza bina bhooke marr rahe they!

#Guarav: :) I guess thats life. Do visit again!

#Mahi: Stop blaming India... half of india is settled in Singapore! Yeah, now dont say its the cleverer half....

#Tandon: Hehe! Good to see you here dost! And I'll see you in person soon! Am happy to be rated up there with CNN and Dilbert!
Blog karoonga mein... aap kii khatir, desh kii khatir!

#Pooh: That is possible.... very much possible

January 25, 2007 1:38 AM  

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