Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Apoorva Version 26.0

Phew! And WOOT! Its officially here. Last night, mid-night to be precise, Apoorva Version 26.0 finally went live! The latest release from the Apoorva Series.

Compared to Version 25.0 this version has:

  • More smooth (my bald head) and rounded (my stomach) features.
  • More availability (weight+mass).
  • Much more silent version, does not make as much noise as the 25.
  • Upgraded culinary skills (comes with tandoor grill + kabab maker).
  • Much better AI. This version will not beat you up as much as the previous version (even if it was just for the heck of it).
  • Better negotiation skills. Upgraded from "Retreiving cricket balls from hostile apartment complex residents" to "getting bugs fixed from hostile developers".

Some issues which could not be resolved in this version and exist since version 0.0

  • Unexpectedly goes into sleep mode.
  • Too much use of "energy-saver" mode (read: lazy).
  • Falls into an infinite loop when consuming fat-rich food. Violent actions need to be taken for termination.

Compatible users not found till date. Please apply to check if you qualify for a free trial.

Everyone, thank you for your wishes!


Blogger Amey Bordikar said...

U forgot to mention ... about your upgrade to a crazy, geeky, nerd.

& good that u have not found a compatible user, this world can't handle Apoorva Jr. 1.0 again ;)

Happy B'day

March 30, 2005 1:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apoorva 26.0 is just a number. You are still (mentally) Apoorva 1.0. And when you talk on the phone sound excited about it being your Birthday! The 26.0 version is not silent. Its better described as dull and boring :-P

- Arpita K

March 30, 2005 10:30 PM  
Blogger infected said...


Now boodha, takla and nanga ..... you've started to resemble me :)


March 31, 2005 4:24 AM  

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