Mere Jeevansaathi

Ok, call this height of boredom or call it a keen eye for humour. One of the sites I visit regularly is www.rediff.com/cricket to check on the progress (or lack of progress) of the Indian team. I noticed these advertisements in the bottom right side of the web page. If you hit refresh it shows a new one. And some of them are hilarious. Here are a select few:

Seeking romance for Lifetime.
Hi I’m Ria. I’m looking for sensitive young men who believe in love. I don’t care about flashy clothes & big cars. Wanna meet up?

My reply to her would be: Let me know when you move on from men to one man! We have one thing in common tho'. I dont care about clothes either. If we meet, I am okay with you wearing none.



I met my wife within a week of registering And I’m marrying her. Frankly I didn’t even get a chance to contact anyone… she contacted me!!

Me: You are marrying your wife? Interesting. Dumbo, say, "I met my dream woman within a week..." or something like that. I mean, geez! "I met my wife on a matrimonial site and I am marrying her". If she is your wife, she shouldnt be on a matrimonial site. Or were you trying to cheat but couldnt escape her there too?



Anjali & Amit thank Jeevansathi.com
Dear Sir/Madam, We (Anjali & Amit) are very thankful to u.... as we got married on 27th of jan through ur site.... our ids r... anjaliyadav & yadav315

Me: If you guys are married, stop giving out your id's!!


For anyone into marketting, this is not a good example. But come to think of it, if it grabs your attention, maybe it is.

Ah, ok... I should go off to sleep before I get tempted into scouting for phunny prophiles of jeevansaathi.