Bar Talk
Talks between my (F)riend (who I refuse to name) and I. Note that this is after a few many pegs and the dude is completely drunk and seems heart-broken. The talk tho' is in a pretty serious tone.
F: F***, you are one lucky guy. You always had girls around you.
I: Where did this suddenly come up from?
F: My parents are after me to get married man.
I: Good. About time. Whats the problem in that?
F: Where are the women??? There are no women around me!
I: Man, they are everywhere. Look, theres one.
F: No man. The ones I like, they dont like me.
I: Thats everyones story man. When the ideal woman enters your life, you gotta have the courage to look her in the eye and say, "Sorry, I am married"
F: Eh?
I: Nothing, more booze?
F: No, I wanna go home. Now! I will create a profile on Shaadi.com.
I: (controlling laughter) Not now man... take it easy, you aint gonna find your dream girl in one night.
F: No! Now! You had it easy. All chicks around you all the time... girl-guy mixed school you went to... then girl-guy mixed college... and now you are in bloody America. If I was you, by now I would be married so many times and had so many kids.
(By now I am laughing away)
F: Its not fair.
I: Whats not fair?
F: I donno... take me home! U drive.
*We are home, I am going through his fridge while he is on his computer (I assume shaadi.com)*
F: This is not fair...
I: Now what... (finally found some doritos).
F: You even have girls commenting on your blog.
Why wasnt alcohol also called Humour? And why do guys get drunk and think of reading my blog?
F: F***, you are one lucky guy. You always had girls around you.
I: Where did this suddenly come up from?
F: My parents are after me to get married man.
I: Good. About time. Whats the problem in that?
F: Where are the women??? There are no women around me!
I: Man, they are everywhere. Look, theres one.
F: No man. The ones I like, they dont like me.
I: Thats everyones story man. When the ideal woman enters your life, you gotta have the courage to look her in the eye and say, "Sorry, I am married"
F: Eh?
I: Nothing, more booze?
F: No, I wanna go home. Now! I will create a profile on Shaadi.com.
I: (controlling laughter) Not now man... take it easy, you aint gonna find your dream girl in one night.
F: No! Now! You had it easy. All chicks around you all the time... girl-guy mixed school you went to... then girl-guy mixed college... and now you are in bloody America. If I was you, by now I would be married so many times and had so many kids.
(By now I am laughing away)
F: Its not fair.
I: Whats not fair?
F: I donno... take me home! U drive.
*We are home, I am going through his fridge while he is on his computer (I assume shaadi.com)*
F: This is not fair...
I: Now what... (finally found some doritos).
F: You even have girls commenting on your blog.
Why wasnt alcohol also called Humour? And why do guys get drunk and think of reading my blog?
posted by APOO at 12:40 AM
10 Comments:
LOL....I liked his last statement the best!
girl guy mixed school... and college too...
what kinda school / college was he into... guy guy (or gai gai... read: cow) school / college ?
Rumpel, even I wonder. I mean, I have heard of guy-guy schools (like till 10th grade) but guy-guy college... trying to think of one!
Oh well, anyways, he was drunk... u know how it goes after that.
yes trust me ... iyer knows how it goes after a drink (note: "a drink")
don't be surprised if i list out a similar conversation with him on moi blog ...
iyer rocks
apoo: i like ur new image... bacardi limon...
abhi: can we find a logo of "Old Monk X Blue Riband"... you are welcome to write a post about our conversations provided u keep em long and sweet
:lol:
I'm starting to wonder about the guy-guy college, too!
And, did he visit Shaadi.com, finally?
Iyer, you should take offence in "a drink".
And yes, Old Monk logo is available (heh! I almost put that up). Google Image search.
Couch: I didnt see him visit the site, but I am sure he did... probably while I was ransacking his kitchen.
:lol:
And yeah, I think there was a time (in 60013 BC) when alcohol was a substitute for comic books (Ref: Saratorcious Belluciuse's History After the Apes) ;)
"And why do guys get drunk and think of reading my blog?"
I don't know about the others, but in my case it is required to lessen the headache brought on by reading your blog.
Hahaha !! I guess,even your friend should blog, maybe he will get some female commentors.
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