Thursday, August 04, 2005

Paper Pollution

What has the world come to? Times of India of all the things.

Mangal Pandey: Rahmans Rising. I mean, what the heck? Couldnt they get any better title for the post? And then they set it up brilliantly.

1. There is porn in Potter VI
2. Mariahs nude in her new video

(by this time the brain is already in the porn mode)

And then:

"Mangal Pandey: Rahmans Rising" - Cracks me up!

I know, some say I have a brain which can see things from the most weird perspective.

Comment Alert for Bird and Abbs (and Iyer, if u have met him (pals) ever). Women are asking "Who is Pals?". You guys can handle this better than I could.


Blogger Nicole said...

Its not a brain which can see things from a different perspective. Its just a regular pervert male brain!

But I love it! :-D

August 04, 2005 12:40 AM  
Blogger iyer education said...

you are right apoo... the sequence in which the article is placed does make the article seem "fishy"... had it appeared at some other place... it wouldnt have sounded so bad...

(off track) nicole: u love what... the brain or the pervert male ?

August 04, 2005 1:00 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima said...

lets hope for her sake she likes just the brain

everyones saying that the times of india is going down the drain...figures.
how dare they sully the good name of harry potter.

damn them!

August 04, 2005 1:09 AM  
Blogger IdeaSmith said...

Down the drain????? Its already there! Where else is toilet paper supposed to end up? All their publications are trashy and uninformative...including Economic Times.

August 04, 2005 2:39 AM  
Blogger iyer education said...

(again off track) madame mahima: are you giving online dhamkies (threats)?

i love stirring issues up :)

August 04, 2005 4:07 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima said...


when did i give online dhamkis??

oh god..why am i always framed for stuff i didnt do :S

but since its online ;)...yea i gave a dhamki..watchu gonna do abt dat,huh huh huuuuhhhhhhh

August 04, 2005 5:03 AM  
Anonymous garfy said...

I was gonna say its just sensationalism... but man i like this space! :)

*sigh* Online dhamkies, sati plans underway, ppl who make it rain, Pervs... U ppl make me wanna blog again!

PS: Can we have the person who makes it rain shipped and caged in delhi? It hasnt rained a bit since i came here! :'(

August 04, 2005 5:56 AM  
Blogger iyer education said...

garfy: you really dont want that rain guy there...

madame: more dhamkis = more posts (on my blog) and that is not going to be good for humanity... and you will be blamed for it...

okay enuff pakaoing... bye bye...

August 04, 2005 6:32 AM  
Blogger IdeaSmith said...

I wanna clobber him today...its still raining in Mumbai #$#@!...*sigh*...crib crib...and it still never gets me anywhere..

August 04, 2005 9:00 AM  
Blogger APOO said...

LOL! All u funny people. U guys rock!

Yeah, Nicole, u love what?

Since everyone is framing up Mahima, I might as well join in the fun. So mahima, stop giving dhamkies!

Garfy, start blogging. And the beautiful Delhi weather. Dont we love it! U guys still have good electricity this summer? Also, mailing pals to Delhi sounds impossible, but I like the idea of caging him!

Smithy: poor pals is in Connecticut. Yes, he is bringing in the hurricanes into Florida, but I doubt he has any hand in the Mumbai rains. Anyways... that shouldnt stop ya from clobbering him. Its a tradition anyways. When we (nanguys) meet him, we always beat him blue. He likes it.

August 04, 2005 1:23 PM  
Anonymous garfy said...

Rumpel..... : It rained today... for like 30 seconds! OF COURSE I want the rain guy here!

Apoorva: I would rather let people do all the work and just point and laff at their blogs! Also the words "beautiful" and "delhi weather" dont go along together... "good" and "electricity" ought to be oxymorons.

Sending Pals to Delhi would be a good idea since it doesnt rain here and the sati thing might just be possible (am thinking of the many many ppl burned here and the perps not yet found) Above all I wanna know if he/she/it can make it rain in delhi too!

August 04, 2005 2:22 PM  
Blogger APOO said...

Garfy, we have just told ya about the rain guys power (one power) till now. Which is, he makes rain. When we tell you about his other (demonic) powers, u'll agree with Rumpel that you wouldnt want rain guy there. Its better to BBQ in the heat.

And Pals is a "HE".

August 04, 2005 10:00 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima said...

um excuse me. why am i being framed?!
why ME!?

August 04, 2005 11:24 PM  
Blogger iyer education said...

you mentioned on idea's blog that you dont mind techie guys... and know what the favourite word of tech guys is... "framework"... so this is somewhere connected to that...


August 05, 2005 12:50 AM  
Blogger IdeaSmith said...

Ewww..I thought 'Pals' must be some old prof of yours whom you hated. Will refrain from any more comments on him...i really don't wanna hear about the gang's kinky doings...

August 05, 2005 2:28 AM  
Blogger Bird said...

I wouldn't want to die in mysterious circumstances by commenting on Pals. All I am willing to say is he knows & practices Voodoo.

August 05, 2005 3:38 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima said...

ok three things
1) i still dont know anything about pals except that he's a 'he'
2)is this pals guy cute?
3) if he is, then is he single?

August 05, 2005 4:37 AM  
Blogger iyer education said...

pals is cute in a way... he's not like "brad pitt" cute... he's more of the "penguin" cute... does that help?

August 05, 2005 4:59 AM  
Blogger Bird said...

Yeps, pals is cute, he is single but he has this habit of going missing every couple of days & then everyone has to mail & call him just to make sure he is alive.

August 05, 2005 5:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have no idea why we're discussing Paulsie and answering queries bout him being cute at that ... jesus christ

mannn ... we need to grow lives, if not live em

pals ****** look what you've done

August 05, 2005 8:00 AM  
Blogger Bird said...

Beat him up, when you meet him next month (if you find him)

August 05, 2005 8:45 AM  
Anonymous garfy said...

Apoorva: Power to make rain AND demonic powers? Oh yayyie... Pals SHUD be packed and sent off to del I say... besides wid demonic powers, he wud a complete fit here, blending in wid the Delhi-ites I'd say!

PS: Kinky doings, penguin, voodoo? Oh my! This gets interesting by the minute!

August 05, 2005 10:20 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima said...

rumpelstiltskin..rumpy (its rumpy from now on ..period.) no penguin cute DOESNT help.
bah! *scratches pals off her list*
aaaand the search goes on.

August 05, 2005 11:47 AM  
Blogger APOO said...

LOL! Iyer, I like that framework one!

Idea: Feel free to comment on him. Just dont hurt him :( And the gang in no way is kinky!

Mahima: pals is the cuddly types. Perhaps shorter than you. Actually, for drop dead looks, this one is the most impressive Nanguy - Click here. But best of the lot is the one whose photo you see on the top right corner of heartcurry. ;) He ends everyones search

Bird: I am meeting him next week. Will beat him up on your behalf!

August 05, 2005 2:04 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima said...

ok ok no penguin types (thats a very disturbing way to describe someone rumpy) for me, please.

top right hand corner of heart curry eh...all i see is a baboon in a life jacket.
ure right..everyone gets SO freaked out that they dont wanna search anymore

August 05, 2005 11:08 PM  
Blogger iyer education said...

pals = penguin... another name for pals = penguinator... so it aint disturbin... its THE FACT... i am not tryin to freak anyone out by distorting the facts...

another name for pals = "Polyester Pals"... its on the lines of "Silk Smitha"... so you can either call him pals, paulsie, penguin, penguinator, polyester... just take your pick...


August 05, 2005 11:56 PM  
Blogger infected said...

This is like a damn chatroom.

Apoo, marry Nicole.

Iyer, for ONCE in life, make sense.

Abhi and bird, let's drink.

August 18, 2005 8:53 AM  
Blogger APOO said...

Alap, advice taken. Now just convince her!

August 18, 2005 10:26 AM  

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