This Happens (Also) in Amrika
Syracuse University, sitting in an auditorium, attending one of the professors lectures (Was it Digital Machine Design or was it VLSI?).
The professor is Turkish (I think) and speaks in a heavy Turkish accent. Also keeping lectures at 8 AM never really helped in being attentive. Half asleep students, monotonous professor speaking.
"So this was blah blah blah. And finally I have compiled a list of links which would be useful to go over (projector flashes a page with many links). Say if I click on this link it will take us to.... (clicks on link)"
Porn Website opens up.
Class is suddenly all awake.
"No, no, no. This is a mistake."
Closes window, 2 more windows pop up, closes windows and more windows keep popping up.
Ok Sir, you have us awake, you have our attention..... whats for homework?
The professor is Turkish (I think) and speaks in a heavy Turkish accent. Also keeping lectures at 8 AM never really helped in being attentive. Half asleep students, monotonous professor speaking.
"So this was blah blah blah. And finally I have compiled a list of links which would be useful to go over (projector flashes a page with many links). Say if I click on this link it will take us to.... (clicks on link)"
Porn Website opens up.
Class is suddenly all awake.
"No, no, no. This is a mistake."
Closes window, 2 more windows pop up, closes windows and more windows keep popping up.
Ok Sir, you have us awake, you have our attention..... whats for homework?
8 Comments:
Dumbass, did you ever take VLSI in your life????
Lol...was it a misstyped hyperlink or a website that got hacked into? For all you know, it might've been a ploy to get the students awake n interested!
"What's for homework?"
This post made me laugh out loud.
I do not remember you taking that class!!!!!!!
Haha ha !!!
Lolz !!!
Anonymous 1 & 2: Yes, you are both correct!
Smithy: I would like to say typo.... but I would like to believe otherwise
Chutney: You know, I really didnt think much of that line till you mention it. Now it cracks me up!
Btw..what if it was Naughty (maybe be Nutty) Professor ?
Yeah Nico, u missed out on the fun. I tell ya... LC Smith is better than Newhouse.
Deb: We dont talk such things about our profs.
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