Monday, December 05, 2005

Osama.... Shot....!

The man was shot live in Annapolis, MD. Shot through the lens of a camera. Repeated surgery on him makes him look younger, his beard is well trimmed now, his never conspicious nose is grown into an attention seeking monster and once in a while, he throws in a smile.

Oh, and the women dig him, and tempt him with Starbucks coffee!

Did you guys know Osa has a thing for Starbucks Coffee? ;)

Okai, we were down in Annapolis for
Kallu's birthday and I was walking around like a broke nomad (uh, are all nomads broke anyways?) wearing a green bagel boys kinda hooded top which made me look like I had masterminded a prison break (ok, mental asylum break).

Till it got cold, I had kept the head cover down. But once the wind started hitting the deck (hey, its Annapolis, they all talk deck and mast there) the head gear went up. And so did Forams excited voice

Foram: "Apoorva, you look so weird. I always wanted a snap clicked with a weirdo. Send it to India, scare my parents."
Ajay: "Pose pose" - holding the camera
Priya: "Me too, me too"
Kathy: "I also want to be in the foto"
Kallu: "This is going to go so well on you blog maan!"

- Click -

* All CIA guys who have done a Google for Osama and landed up on this post, please relax and dont get excited. The above mentioned person is silly ol' me. And if you are still reading, I have no clue about his hideouts, and no, you cant tempt him out with Starbucks.

** Rest of ye women, you can tempt me out for a Starbucks coffee. Tall, Cafe Mocha, just the way they make it.

*** No, dont even think about asking me to get rid of that beard.


Blogger Nicole said...


Keep it! Looks good on you. Just dont let it grow as much as the real Osama! ;)

December 05, 2005 12:28 AM  
Blogger Nicole said...

And tall mocha, tomorrow?

December 05, 2005 12:29 AM  
Blogger IdeaSmith said...

I agree with Nicole. Apoo, what're u doing flirting with other women? And you wonder why XXFactor exists!!!

December 05, 2005 12:33 AM  
Blogger APOO said...

#Nicole: U have no idea what you have done to my ego! Just no idea!

#Smithy: Trust me... all are like my sisters!

December 05, 2005 12:45 AM  
Blogger Medha.. said...


Apoo's head is already swelling up with all you girls calling him 'hot' n all!

I am NOT gonna add anything to that! Or else he will eat my head! He already IS eating my head!! :p:p

December 05, 2005 12:49 AM  
Blogger APOO said...

Its okay Medha. You dont need to say it. I know u find me hot!

December 05, 2005 12:53 AM  
Blogger Medha.. said...

Ya right! :p

December 05, 2005 1:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the key here was to cover the head portion ....

way to go .. at least you identified that ...

as for what we spoke about the other day ... well think about it ... "discuss" it

and c'mon man .. u shudav posted that other solo pic

December 05, 2005 4:56 AM  
Blogger iyer education said...

i also used to have similar daadi some time back... but then my face was so round that one could see only one side of the beard, the other wont be visible at all so i took it out... now i look like a football covered in human skin with the top sphere colored black ;)... and can i become "like your" jeejaajee (you said they are all "like" your sisters)

December 05, 2005 5:35 AM  
Blogger infected said...

#Apoo: What's wrong with you head? It looks unusually large. From what I remember, you're as bald as a new-born parrot.

#Nicole: :) You're hot.

December 05, 2005 5:48 AM  
Blogger Demi Goddezz said...

Apoo: hmm alap sahi bolta hein...weise pic is good and the hoodie is good somehow u jus dont fit ...hehehe;) damn u /The scientist is still buzzing in my head...

December 05, 2005 7:00 AM  
Blogger couchpotato said...

This seems to be your good day, mate! Girls seem to be pumping that ego-balloon today! ;)

Reminded me of Little Red Riding Hood. Without the red and the little, of course. Osama's Green Riding Hood, perhaps.

December 05, 2005 7:19 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima said...

get rid of the beard.

December 05, 2005 9:07 AM  
Blogger Menagerie said...

Oh my God, u look so like my uncle..even the same age....especially with the beard, .. eh, get the drift :)

Oh, I love Starbucks, so uncle or no uncle, as long as you bribe ME with a tall mocha frappacino, you can be called 'hot' whenever ya wish!

December 05, 2005 9:56 AM  
Blogger IdeaSmith said...

Bull everyone, I think he looks good. But then..I have weird taste.

December 05, 2005 11:22 PM  
Blogger APOO said...

#Medha: I am always right :P

#Abhi: The other solo pic, I leave it to you to blog about.... since u r on a roll!

#Iyer: Sorry man, I already have jeejajees.

#Alap: Those whose house made of glass, throw no stone at house of other.
Want Nicoles number?

#Demi: Stop supporting Alap, or I shall subject u to more music which u cant get over.

#Couchie: U inspire me to write a book. Green Riding Hood.

#Mahi: No!

#Menagerie: From the way I see (read) it... I think it would be easier to bribe you with a margarita, than coffee.

#Idea: My turn to say... "Compliment or punch?"

December 06, 2005 12:20 AM  
Blogger IdeaSmith said...

Apoo: Read 'Games I play'. Baki "....."

December 06, 2005 2:46 AM  
Anonymous Brad said...

Beard rocks, dude! Officially approved and certified '.NERD'. :-D *grin*

December 06, 2005 3:18 AM  
Blogger Demi Goddezz said...

thats fine... u know i love music..;)heheh

December 06, 2005 5:00 AM  
Blogger iyer education said...

dil dukha diya dost... now i will have to give supari of all your jeejaajees to you (osama) and then have the time of my life enjoying the FAMILY DRAMA

December 06, 2005 5:20 AM  
Blogger Madame Mahima said...

get rid of the beard.
or you'll end up becoming the next '40 year old virgin'
and NONE of us want to know about that, do we guys?


and while you're at it, get rid of that HIDEOUS green striped thing. it looks like someone ate some rotten spinach and puked all over u.

December 06, 2005 6:02 AM  
Blogger Medha.. said...

Awww Apoo, your 'beardwala' look doesn seem to be a hit with Mahi! :p

Yeah Mahi i agree with you. Looks like someone has puked rotten spinach all over his head!


December 06, 2005 8:32 AM  
Blogger Menagerie said...

Touche..! Truth be told, frappacino wins margarita anyday, handsdown :)

December 06, 2005 8:38 AM  
Blogger Lord of all Things said...


Looks like all the gals were on a"lets give him one good day" foundation mission...U look like a 45 yr old unc.. heheheeh!!!!!

Sorry .. am i supp 2 say all this?..:P i dun even know u:P!!

December 06, 2005 11:20 AM  
Blogger APOO said...

Idea: "....." is TM Abhi!

Brad: Thank you bhaiii! Only nerd could acknowledge a nerd I guess :D

Iyer: Lets have Ekta Kapoor produce it and call it "Kabhie Jeeju kabhi Gun"

Mahi: No.
And stop making assumptions!
Apoo controls the urge to be nasty in public

Medha: U R supposed to support me. Its okie... even if u dont, I know u still find me HOT!

Menagerie: No! No! We are talking about alcohol here. How could coffee take precedence?
Ok... I could make a cofforita! Or ahhh... Irish coffee. U know, the one u get at Prithvi?

LOAT: Just because u dont know me... and I cant land up where u r to beat u up.... u r allowed to say it!! :P

December 06, 2005 7:29 PM  
Blogger IdeaSmith said...

It most definitely is not! Abhi is genuinely silent while I talk (or blog) about silences like
so--> ".............."

December 06, 2005 11:29 PM  
Blogger APOO said...

Abhi WAS genuinely silent.
The rest we'll leave to debate.

December 06, 2005 11:35 PM  
Blogger Menagerie said...

Irish coffee at Prithvi - man, that rocks. Reminds me, I should do that during my India trip :P

You want me to get you some? *cheeky grin*

December 07, 2005 3:37 PM  
Anonymous Brad said...

"Only nerd could acknowledge a nerd..."

Excuse Me! I am just a simple guy with a tad too many bearded computer engineers working under me! :-( I just pretend to fit in. :P

December 07, 2005 6:06 PM  
Blogger APOO said...

#Menagerie: Hmmmm... lemme warn you. I have never killed anyone, but there is always a first time. And Indiana (?) is not too far!
Hell... may u get loose-motions all thru your India trip!!!

#Brad: Ahhh!! U r the guy we all love to hate & imitate eh?

December 07, 2005 7:19 PM  

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